Chapter Two, Episode Fourteen - 5th February, 2006
Hide and Seek...!
Today's comic featured; Chris Hanlin
Photography by; Micheal Cosstick
Written and Directed by; Chris Hanlin
CHRIS SAYS:
Stay tuned, folks... VIOLENCE on Wednesday...!
I did actually have quite a large rant to put in today, but it got eaten, so I will leave it to Jethro...
JETHRO'S RANT:
Today my rant is all about how people dump their other halves when they eventually tire of their varied habits.
Yesterday, a person who shall remain nameless (DETHRO...I'm talking about you...) decided to dump their former girlfriend by writing a stupid soppy "Dear John..." letter, drop it off to the intended party and then scamper back to his hovel saying how grand it was to dump them. Now don't get me wrong, yes she was a pregnant dog and yes it is good that you have made the right decision......BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE.....gentlemen and ladies out there, my point is IF YOU DUMP SOMEONE...DO IT TO THEIR FACE AND NOT SOME PETTY PHONE CALL, LETTER OR GOD FORBID TEXT MESSAGE/E-MAIL. Don't be a F*****G COWARD by doing it the easy way. If you both had the time to be with eachother then it is considered good MANNERS to tell them face-to-face, besides, if they gave you such a bad time shouldn't you relish and savour the sense of rejection you will instilling into them? Have you no evil within you to obtain that feeling of triumph and freedom one gets when you just say ENOUGH to their face?
Thank You. This rant is now over. You may return to your everyday lives.
Viva la MANNERS!
